one hundred word story #36: Social Network

Name: Gracie Johnson. Age: 22. Studies at: Western Career College. Major: Undeclared. Interested in: Men. Relationship Status: It’s Complicated – with Marisa McGee. Sex: Yes, please. Lives in: Phoenix, AZ. From: Schenectady, NY. Favorite Movies: Twilight, The Shining. Employer: Forever 21. Religious Views: Spiritual. Political Views: Pastafarian. Favorite Quotations: “All morons hate it when you call them a moron.” –J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye. “I am literally horny with fear.” – Sue Sylvester, Glee. About Gracie: I like cherry vanilla Coke and potbellied pigs. I have a dog named Freud (the u was accidental). I feel like I know you already.