First-Rate First Grade
Welcome to the
Try the macaroni
Necklaces spiced special today
Your maitre-d Tony
Will candlelight your card table
Tulips arranged as stars
Harmonize fairy tale fable
Of skyscrapers and cars
Today’s appetizers goldfish
Oscar Meyer wiener
Watch out for Mabel-she’s meaner
Than an ungreased George Foreman grill
Sizzling fat through fractions
Monopoly dough on the till
Do we have your satisfaction?
Ignore Susie the sobbing chef
Step over the spilled juice
Hank serenades though he’s tone-deaf
Teacher towers like Zeus
Sit back, relax, put up your feet
Eat up before it’s cold
For service that cannot be beat
Just ask a six year old.